Illusory Follies Sed quis debuget ipsos debugatores?

23May/071

More PHP script…

I found this code useful recently to track statistically how many people are blocking javascript from executing on their system. It also acts as a basic logger for IPs and hostnames that are hitting your website...

$handling = fopen(”ips.html”, ‘a’);
$StringData = date(’Y.m.d H:i:s’).,.$_SERVER[’REMOTE_ADDR’].,.gethostbyaddr($_SERVER[’REMOTE_ADDR’]).”n”;
fwrite($handling, $StringData);
fclose($handling);
21May/072

Spellcheck

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure you're please too no,
It's letter perfect in it's weight,
My checker tolled me sew.

-Anonymous 

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8May/071

Sunrise/sunset code?

It appears that the PHP bug has mysteriously righted itself? If so, great! If it's still flipping between two different hours, oh well...

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